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FAQ

  • 👽 Do you have polar bears in your backyard?

    As far as I know, Canadian polar bears usually do not migrate below 53° latitude. I reside close to 45° latitude. So…no! Comical lol!

    Hungry polar bear
  • 👽 How do I hire you/EclecticBeaver? Rates?
    Hire me as a freelancer, contractor or by subscription

    I can be hired as a freelancer, by contract, or through subscription. My rates are dependent upon your project’s scope. I do have an hourly rate but it is much more cheaper NOT to hire me…thusly so!!! The greatest benefit from NOT hiring me by the hour is that you already know the costs, which are cheaper, prior to project completion. And if, for any reason, some cost got missed…guess who ‘eats’ it? It’s a win win for you! I just have to make sure I negotiate a fair price for myself as well, lol!

  • 👽 No social media on EclecticBeaver! Why?

    I already tried the recommendation for the SEO business advantage of taking the social media route. Spent a lot of time & effort creating accounts (Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn), writing material, graphics, etc. You know the routine! I ran EclecticBeaver’s social pages for four (4) months. My reward?

    Spam! Lots of it! I finally had to take a day and a half (1 1/2) to identify, report, and sanitize my Inbox. Was I happy? What do you think?

    And further…I swear I witnessed what it ‘will’ be like to live in a 24 hour ‘Ad World!’ After 4 months, my mind was spinning like a slot machine! Only…when the slots intermittently stopped, they were filled with advertisements…not cherries, pots of gold OR the number 7!

    Nope! These sites are ok if your branded audience is found within them! My ‘audience’, for the most part… isn’t!

    As for the present EclecticBeaver social pages? Mothballed! When the time does come for the EclecticBeaver platform to meaningfully contribute to social media, then, I will hire someone!

    Besides, I can pretty well guarantee I will get a muchly greater ROI investing time bringing to fruition EclecticBeaver’s website animation service: custom scalable & lightweight Lotties!

     

    “…it’s only originality that gets the limelight! Everything else is filler!”

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  • 👽 What is EclecticBeaver's Virtual Assistant Standby Service?

    Imagine:

    Everything is going GREAT…until you remember some website project’s due date fastly approaching! And…without assistance, you cannot complete the project on time! Who do you call? NOOO! You don’t call…THEM…geez! You don’t need to call anyone!!! Because you have a subscription to EclecticBeaver’s Virtual Assistant Standby Service! Remember? Just send a text! Now…go enjoy that beach again!

    The idea is for you to have ready access, at any time, to a virtual assistant! Not too novel in itself…given that search pages are filled with the same service offerings! Only…the EclecticBeaver virtual assistant is immediately ready to professionally assist you according to your requirements! And here is the list of reasons why:

    • knowledgeable in all required skills (by pre-arrangement)
    • familiar with business operation & sometimes personnel (by pre-arrangement)
    • level of excellence expected (by pre-arrangement)
    • secure connections already ‘configured & tested’ (by pre-arrangement)
    • necessary paperwork is done! (by pre-arrangement)
    • criminal record check done (by pre-arrangement)

    But most importantly, you get to experience an immediate sense of relief when that dreaded ‘oh no!’ office moment occurs: “looming deadlines….ahhhhhh!” BECAUSE…you already subscribed to EclecticBeaver’s Virtual Assistant Standby Service!!!

    The above scenario isn’t the only one utilizing the technology of virtual assistance. For instance, there is scheduled website maintenance. So…don’t hesitate to contact EclecticBeaver and ask whether your needs are able to be met by the EclecticBeaver Virtual Assistant Standby Service.

  • Frequent Questions about EclecticBeaver

    • Do you have polar bears in your backyard?
    • How do I hire you/EclecticBeaver? Rates?
    • No social media on EclecticBeaver! Why?
    • What is EclecticBeaver’s Virtual Assistant Standby Service?

    EclecticBeaver’s Answers!

    What? Polar Bears?

    The Hungry Polar Bear

    As far as I know, Canadian polar bears usually do not migrate below 53° latitude. I reside close to 45° latitude. So…no! Lol!

    Hiring & Rates

    I can be hired as a freelancer, by contract, or through subscription. My rates are dependent upon your project’s scope. I do have an hourly rate but it is much cheaper NOT to hire me…thusly so!!! The greatest benefit from NOT hiring me by the hour is that you already know the costs, which are cheaper, prior to project completion. And if, for any reason, some cost got missed…guess who ‘eats’ it? It’s a win-win for you! I just have to make sure I negotiate a fair price for myself as well, lol!

    No social media on EclecticBeaver! Why?

    I already tried the recommendation for the SEO business advantage of taking the social media route. Spent a lot of time & effort creating accounts (Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn), writing material, graphics, etc. You know the routine! I ran EclecticBeaver’s social pages for four (4) months. My reward?

    Spam! Lots of it! I finally had to take a day and a half (1 1/2) to identify, report, and sanitize my Inbox. Was I happy? What do you think?